Friday 30 December 2011
90s night
So despite my previous blog I have spent all today planing my 90s outfit for work tomorrow (and putting off uni work...) This outfit planing is actually making me rather look forward to this night that has baffled me before! However it seems that the 90s were.. well... not that long ago, well not long enough ago to make the era a theme! Or so I thought... Welcome back the baggy trousers, crop tops, big shirts, trainers, chokers, bright primary colors, Spice Girls, S Club 7 and kid like hair styles; it's all bringing me right back to my childhood, and this is fucking fantastic! So I have created an outfit suited to this 'era' that I am, well, fairly happy with (despite having my not so slim belly out... straight after christmas) then again was my choice... but why not brave it while I can. So roll on tomorrow I think!!!
Thursday 29 December 2011
New Years Friggin Eve
Right so New Years is soon. Very soon. It's already driving me mad and it's not even the day yet. People start asking you 'what are you doing New years?' And I'm pretty sure this is just so they can tell you about some 'totally cool man rave man at this like totally like cool like house rave like yar.' But finally this year I've got a fucking brilliant answer! 'I'm working' what a great 'fuck you!' to all those who dream of the perfect night. How excellent this will be, I work in a pub so this means free booze (brill!), silly dressing up, lots of money and being around the wicked people that I work with! Could that be what New Years is really about? Not some fancy frock, some drunken fat man asking for kisses at 12, not even waiting for an ideal man and magical kiss and be let down and of course not my usual too much everything and throwing up by 11 o'clock. So yes I think finally this New Years Eve might be fucking great.
However after this infamous night of booze and snogs and sparkles, there is of course the 'New years resolutions.' I will never understand the surge of gym memberships, the flock of fatties running in their squeaky new trainers, the fad diets, the nicorette followed by nicotine shakes, the 'I need no man now it's a new year' mind set. And how this all comes on the 1st of January every year, people throw out their old clothes as they do every year thinking 'yes, yes, it's been a good week now since I gobbled up Christmas dinner, chocolate and drank my body weight in booze, so yes NOW, NOW is the time I shall lose the weight, quit smoking and cut back on drinking, just when I've been doing all these sins in overload.' Maybe not. I am quite the critical being when it comes to this burst of resolutions and a strong believer of- yes do eat and drink lots and lots at Christmas and then go back to exactly how you were cause that seemed to be working for last year unless you had some epic disaster that resulted in your misery and your life is no longer working, and yes do some exercise but this should not be something you decide to do once a year for a week but something you naturally in your life, surely?
All in all it makes this a rather non blog as you know I have no resolutions as it's never made any kind of dramatic effect on my life as it was so promised! So Happy New Year all. A friggin brilliant excuse to drink an awful lot and feel disgusting in the morning. Enjoy!
However after this infamous night of booze and snogs and sparkles, there is of course the 'New years resolutions.' I will never understand the surge of gym memberships, the flock of fatties running in their squeaky new trainers, the fad diets, the nicorette followed by nicotine shakes, the 'I need no man now it's a new year' mind set. And how this all comes on the 1st of January every year, people throw out their old clothes as they do every year thinking 'yes, yes, it's been a good week now since I gobbled up Christmas dinner, chocolate and drank my body weight in booze, so yes NOW, NOW is the time I shall lose the weight, quit smoking and cut back on drinking, just when I've been doing all these sins in overload.' Maybe not. I am quite the critical being when it comes to this burst of resolutions and a strong believer of- yes do eat and drink lots and lots at Christmas and then go back to exactly how you were cause that seemed to be working for last year unless you had some epic disaster that resulted in your misery and your life is no longer working, and yes do some exercise but this should not be something you decide to do once a year for a week but something you naturally in your life, surely?
All in all it makes this a rather non blog as you know I have no resolutions as it's never made any kind of dramatic effect on my life as it was so promised! So Happy New Year all. A friggin brilliant excuse to drink an awful lot and feel disgusting in the morning. Enjoy!
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